Gasshole Ranch & Desert Bar

A private desert hideaway cared for by a circle of families who gather to socialize, relax, ride and have fun together.

Who We Are

Gasshole Ranch & Desert Bar is our casual desert hangout—a quick jump from Ocotillo Wells where we roll out dirt bikes and side-by-sides, fire up giant bonfires, and unwind at the covered bar stocked with darts and a pool table. It's the place we host parties, recharge between rides, gather the family for laid-back weekends, and celebrate every holiday under the stars.

Ride & Roam

Hit the surrounding trails, swap routes to Ocotillo Wells, and keep the garage ready for every dirt bike, quad, and side-by-side in the crew.

Bar Nights & Bonfires

Kick back at the covered bar with darts, a pool table, and cold drinks before lighting up the giant fire pit for stories that last past midnight.

Weekends Together

Plan family campouts, birthday bashes, and holiday blowouts where everyone can relax, pitch in, and make the desert feel like home.

Staying Connected

We coordinate work weekends, share maintenance notes, and archive our history inside the member portal. Nothing sensitive is posted publicly, and we do not publish directions, schedules, or guest details here.

Member Portal

Owners can log in to review governance topics like the New Member Proposition, upload photos, and track ongoing projects.

Open member tools

Need to Reach Us?

If you are an owner who needs portal access or an old friend checking in, send us a note. We are not open to the public, but we are happy to reconnect offline.

Private channels

Day-to-day updates live in our member chats and shared drives to keep details off the open web.